By Jane Tanfei|Dec 31 2016 | Humor, Thoughts
As I do every year, I read back over last year’s list for what I wanted to accomplish in 2016. I see that I didn’t have high hopes for the year, and with good reason – the latter half of this year made it one of the worst years of my life. (That’s saying a […]
Continue Reading →By Jane Tanfei|Apr 13 2015 | Dreams, Humor
I had a dream the other night I was kissing a man I wasn’t attracted to. I’ve mentioned before that my dreams are very vivid and realistic. It’s as if I’m awake and actually there. To set the scene: I was working at a large used car lot. There were a lot of workers, and we […]
Continue Reading →By Jane Tanfei|Jan 22 2015 | Humor, Poetry, Thoughts
My thoughts today are scattered and strange, Frenzied and warp-ed And floppy in range. I wasn’t so sure What I’d write here today, For I can’t quite tell If I’m hemmed or frayed. Basically speaking, It’s nonsense gone wild. The frantic post-basal Drips of an adult child. In the jungles of confusion, In the deserts of […]
Continue Reading →By Jane Tanfei|Sep 29 2014 | Dreams, Humor, Nerdcore, Star Trek
My name is Maude, I’ve got frizzy auburn hair dressed in a pompadour. I’m walking around in my blue checked gingham, taking orders and filling cups, when I see a new wave of people coming in. At the head is Tasha Yar, well-made but wearing a pajama version of a redshirt – she goes into […]
Continue Reading →By Jane Tanfei|Jan 15 2014 | Curiousity, Humor, Psychology, Thoughts
So, I’ve been preoccupied lately with trying to figure out exactly what people get out of romantic relationships. Basically, this consists of watching the interactions of couples, and taking mental notes about types of relationships vs. the body language and demeanor of the subjects. Maybe that sounds bizarre, but that’s how it really is for […]
Continue Reading →By Jane Tanfei|Dec 16 2013 | Curiousity, Humor, Psychology, Thoughts
I once had a guildmate in Everquest called Freerolling. He was a friendly male halfling, and took me under his wing as a fellow halfling. This may or may not have had anything to do with my shapely halfling female avatar, her irresistible Leia-like hair of bright red, gray eyes blazing with mischief, and dainty […]
Continue Reading →By Jane Tanfei|Aug 26 2013 | Humor, Metaphysical Discussion, Psychology, Thoughts
If you know me in real life, or even if you just know me online, you know that I love nature. I, quite literally, cannot survive in the world without some connection to nature. When I stay inside for too long, I become anxious, angry, depressed, and then overwhelmed to the point where I become […]
Continue Reading →By Jane Tanfei|Aug 23 2013 | Humor, Rant, Thoughts
People keep asking me if I am “dating yet”. The short answer: No. The long answer: Nope. The extensive explanation as to why dating is not a part of my life: No, I am not and will never be “dating yet”. Truth be told, I’ve only actually been on one real date – the kind […]
Continue Reading →By Jane Tanfei|Aug 19 2013 | Dreams, Humor, Rant, Thoughts
I should be asleep. Indeed, I will need to wake up in another few hours for an hour of travel via public transportation to get to work since both of my vehicles bit the dust last week. Never mind that my only duty in life is to go to work for eight hours of every […]
Continue Reading →By Jane Tanfei|Jun 26 2013 | Humor, Thoughts
I am full of energy and pep and spunk and grit and motivation. I’ve got a goofy grin on my face and I’m having a hard time sitting still. I’m feeling great, despite the fact that my head was too full of inspirations to sleep much last night. I’m excited to be alive! I’m excited […]
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