Conversations in the Park
Man 1: It’s hard not to get caught up in that.
Man 2: Yeah.
Man 1: So what I say is, “I have Jesus. I have Jesus and Jesus is all I need.”
Man 2: Uh-huh.
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Boy: Daaaayum!
Girl: (giggling) Stop it!
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Mother: (throwing frisbee) Haha!
Father: Nice one!
Mother: Where’s the baby?
Father: Uh…
Mother: (seeing kid halfway across the park hiding in the branches of a pine tree) KYLE!!!! GET OVER HERE!!!
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Woman 1: And she was just GORGEOUS!
Woman 2: I know it…
Woman 1: It was SUCH a beautiful wedding.
Woman 2: Uh-huh.
Woman 1: But why’d she marry HIM?
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Me: (to passing woman) Hello.
Woman: (pretends not to see me)
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Man: (on phone) Yeah, there’s not much I can do… Yeah, I’m in a parking lot. Yeah, Yeah, Well I’m supposed to be at work.
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Woman: (on phone) What? Where? No… NO!… (sighs) Whatever…
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Woman 1: So I don’t even know what to do about him.
Woman 2: Uh-huh.
Woman 1: He’s always on his iPad and he won’t DO anything.
Woman 2: Really…
Woman 1: We told him he needs to put down the games and focus on his work or he’ll never amount to anything.
Woman 2: Ah…
Woman 1: Yeah, I don’t know how we’re supposed to deal with this.